Furry avatars of doom

[martinbayer]

cat vs Chilli

https://twitter.com/x/status/1782182586107707712

View: https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1782182586107707712

Righteous response!

 

[robunos]

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cheers,
Robin.

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[BlackBat242]

 

[publiusr]

The caption should read
"You think you're smart, Huh? Wait till I use that as a litter box."

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Rhinocrates]

OK not a cat, but doom may be involved...

 

[publiusr]

The Kzinti Incursion

Why does this 16th-Century illustration show a cat with a jetpack on its back ?

This curious drawing is found in the manuscript of a book written in the 16th-Century by Franz Helm.

www.unexplained-mysteries.com

More recent

Dad Attacked By A Raccoon While Holding His Toddler Goes Viral After Doorbell Camera Reveals Comedy Of Errors

First up, let me say that this video of a raccoon attack comes with a disclaimer from the father in the clip saying that "everyone in this video is

brobible.com

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[martinbayer]

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Speeding ticket?

 

[publiusr]

It can't be concealed carry with no retractable claws.

On cats

Life expectancy study reveals longest and shortest-lived cats

A team of pathobiologists at The Royal Veterinary College, in the U.K., working with a colleague from National Chung Hsing University, in Taiwan, has created a life expectancy chart for approximately 8,000 domestic cat breeds.

phys.org

The Burmese breed was the longest-lived, with a life expectancy of 14.42 years, and that the Sphynx, was the shortest, with a life expectancy of just 6.68 years.

 

[SK2]

Trespassing the highway, speeding, possible illegal modification, loud exhaust

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Ray]

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A speeding ticket?

 

[publiusr]

Driving while spotted.

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Rhinocrates]

Not even Cthulhu can defeat Hello Kitty (strip: Hello Cthulhu). Fun fact: Lovecraft adored cats. He had a black one that he named.... er, never mind.

 

[BlackBat242]

On cats

Life expectancy study reveals longest and shortest-lived cats

A team of pathobiologists at The Royal Veterinary College, in the U.K., working with a colleague from National Chung Hsing University, in Taiwan, has created a life expectancy chart for approximately 8,000 domestic cat breeds.

phys.org

The Burmese breed was the longest-lived, with a life expectancy of 14.42 years, and that the Sphynx, was the shortest, with a life expectancy of just 6.68 years.

My last 3 cats beat the Burmese.
Tonka made it 15 1/2 years:



Ash'ar reached 18 1/2:



Their son Kian broke 20 (20y, 9m, 16d) - here he is performing inspector duties at 20y 5 m:

 

[Arjen]

Cats of indeterminate breed generally live longer.
This sort of sums up what I learned about it when I was reading biology:

Heterosis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Justo Miranda]

My wife Paula writes children's stories. She draws very well but her work requires a large number of illustrations and her level of production is not very high. I suggested her to try something with artificial intelligence, and she asked the machine to draw a child who was awarded by firemen for saving a cat from a fire. The machine did what was asked of it... But he forgot to extinguish the fire on the cat.

 

[publiusr]

The cat he saved is stage left.

The creature to the right?

That is the new Pokemon, char-e-something-or-other'n

 

[Orionblamblam]

My wife Paula writes children's stories. She draws very well but her work requires a large number of illustrations and her level of production is not very high. I suggested her to try something with artificial intelligence, and she asked the machine to draw a child who was awarded by firemen for saving a cat from a fire. The machine did what was asked of it... But he forgot to extinguish the fire on the cat.

Typical "orange cat behavior."

 

[Orionblamblam]

Also:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjOUc7rKtPQ

 

[publiusr]

That candle scent in limited supply---not sold in stores.
Operators are standing by...

 

[Justo Miranda]

Also:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjOUc7rKtPQ

Bible Gateway passage: Judges 15:5 - New International Version

lit the torches and let the foxes loose in the standing grain of the Philistines. He burned up the shocks and standing grain, together with the vineyards and olive groves.

www.biblegateway.com

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Orionblamblam]

Orange cat behavior

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/so_kdmSoxD0

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Rhinocrates]

Soon to be an avatar of doom.